bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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