Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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