Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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