butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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