i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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