Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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