a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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