The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.