There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.