I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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