i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Shame - the story of my life.
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