so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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