Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Damn victory sex feels great
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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