I bet he comes in French.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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