Porn is love you can see.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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