:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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