Fuck appropriateness.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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