after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We just shotgunned beers for America
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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