went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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