I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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