last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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