So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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