it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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