I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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