Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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