You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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