The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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