There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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