Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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