I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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