Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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