It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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