we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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