I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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