And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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