As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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