Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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