I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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