dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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