this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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