dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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