Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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