two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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