I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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