I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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