Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
