the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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