I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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