Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
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just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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