You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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