all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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