my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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