2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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