but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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