We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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