No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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