this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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