It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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