He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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